"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
THE YOUTH OF TODAY!
Dear children at school who like to dress provocativley…
If you’re going to dress like a hooker you may as well be old enough to be a hooker.
Just saying…
So confused…
Right, so, I’m casually going to the toilet during the break inbetween my double class and I randomly hear two gun shots. YES, YOU HEARD ME… GUN SHOTS! And someone yelling “Holy shit, someone’s brought a gun!!”
Was it a gun? No because my retarded school have decided to use the funds to teach third years (13-14 y/o’s) how to survive in situations which in real life are most likely NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. Situations such as: Someone brings a gun to school (could happen but in the town I live in I’m pretty sure there are about 3 people who actually have guns), hurricanes (when has scotland recently been affected greatly by a hurricane?… oh yeah, IT HASN’T), what if a bomb drops on your parents houses and you are refugees (well… what if?), what happens when someone gets kidnapped (Yeah, ’cause that happenes ALL THE TIME). Plus, I don’t see why it’s just the third years. So while they know what to do if a kid brings a gun so everyone else will just die? Well that’ll do me!
This is the part where I’m supposed to tell you all my personal information…
Bonjour, I’m Ellen (not ‘Helen’, ‘Alan’ or ‘Ellis’). I’m 16 and I don’t have a penis. I’m from Scotland (Kilts, haggis, bagpipes, ect). I enjoy summer evenings and long walks on the treadmill. I don’t know how to burp and I can’t stand frosties or pickles. I think that pretty much summs me up… oh and I’m not a lesbian… or bisexual. If you are actually reading this feel free to give me a cheeky wee ‘follow’ or go outside and get some damn fresh air!
